How’d this turd get on the windowsill?

I got my son a box of pranks for Christmas (because he loves doing practical jokes). It came with a ice cube with a fly in it, a bloody bandage that lets you pretend that your finger was stabbed through with a nail, and of course, fake poop. When Calvin first got it, I could […]

WAY too much traffic.

Last night we were driving up 285 toward Carlsbad, NM, (still on the Texas side) when we hit a pothole hard. The air exploded out of our tire. My husband steered the van onto the shoulder of the road while a speeding semi bore down on us from behind. We drove as far down into […]

My husband is going to hate this (and love it)

I know it’s wrong, but I can’t help it. I have a rivalry with my husband over money. Even though he has always made more moolah than me, I still dream of raking in more than he does. When I told him today that I was offering a package where my clients get daily emails […]

I’m squishy and I know it

I have to admit, I’ve been feeling pretty neurotic about my clothes in the weeks leading up to the Titanides Live event and Bootcamp. I mean, it’s a professional event where you want to stand out and get clients. And so… I should buy new clothes, right? And that was what I planned to do. […]